Sitting at this bar for the last several hours was beginning to bore me. I had seen several interesting-looking men, but just didn't seem to have the motivation to approach any of them. I figured I'd spend another night at home alone, jacking myself lazily, was what I had to look forward to. I stepped up from my barstool and headed to the john to take a last piss before I walked down the block to my small apartment to retire for the night. My head was foggy from the booze, but I was able to walk alright, I wasn't dizzy or anything.